$ composer require qualifikationen --rare
Resolving: TÜV + Ü1 + Leadership...
Warning: Diese Kombi ist selten 🦄
✓ Installed: seltene-kombination/v1.0
SELECT * FROM projekte
WHERE impact = 'enterprise'
AND bugs = 0
-- Too many rows to display
-- Query time: 25 years 😅
2000ini init: Erste PHP-Zeilen
// ohne Google, ohne Stack Overflow 🦖
2005abc feat: Erste Prof. Projekte
// CMS + Shop Entwicklung
2014def feat: Teamleiter DE + Taiwan
// 500K Geräte, 180 Formate
2018ghi branch: Selbstständig + Enterprise
// git blame zeigt nur mich 😅
✓
php/laravel-veteran
25y exp
✓
frontend/vue-tailwind
kein jQuery
✓
devops/docker-ci-cd
"works everywhere"
✓
certs/tuev-ki-compliance
EU AI Act
POST
/api/v1/hire/architect
{
"candidate": "Eugen Heinrich",
"role": "Laravel Solutions Architect",
"experience": "20+ Jahre PHP/Laravel"
}
✓ 200 OK - Ready for interview
class EugenHeinrich {
stack = "Laravel + Vue";
ai = "Claude Code";
}
public function handle()
{
return $this
->analyze()
->architect()
->deliver();
}
Route::get('/api/v1',
[ApiController::class,
'enterprise']);
const skills = {
"Laravel": 20,
"Vue.js": 8,
"AWS": 5
};
SELECT * FROM projects
WHERE users > 50000
AND status = 'success';
const workflow = {
plan: "Architect",
build: "Claude",
review: "Architect"
};
claude "Implementiere
das Feature nach meinem
Plan mit Tests"
git commit -m "feat:
Enterprise Portal Behörde
- 80.000 users
- Ü1 clearance"
async function getData() {
const res = await
fetch('/api');
return res.json();
}
import { ref } from 'vue'
const count = ref(0)
$pipeline = $this
->extract()
->transform()
->load();
type Architect = {
tech: "Laravel";
exp: 25;
enterprise: true;
};
$response = Http::post(
'check24.de/api',
['format' => 'json']
);
@Component({
selector: 'app-tracker',
template: `...`
})
